2022 - Week 8
New England Patriots
| Players | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Position | Player | Team | Points |
| QB | Tom Brady | Dwarf Fluffer | 20.95 |
| RB | James White | Birmingham Robber Barons | 11.90 |
| RB | Sony Michel | Somali Pirates | 7.40 |
| RB | Rex Burkhead | Lynch Valley Assassins | 2.30 |
| WR | Julian Edelman | Dwarf Fluffer | 27.50 |
| WR | Phillip Dorsett | 7.30 | |
| WR | Mohamed Sanu | Somali Pirates | 4.30 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers | 1.50 | |
| TE | Benjamin Watson | 3.60 | |
| DEF | New England Patriots | Murderers Row | 18.00 |