2022 - Week 1
New England Patriots
| Players | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Position | Player | Team | Points |
| QB | Tom Brady | Dwarf Fluffer | 29.05 |
| RB | Rex Burkhead | 13.50 | |
| RB | James White | Birmingham Robber Barons | 13.20 |
| RB | Sony Michel | Somali Pirates | 1.40 |
| RB | Brandon Bolden | 0.70 | |
| RB | Damien Harris | East Cobb Demons | 0.00 |
| WR | Phillip Dorsett | 25.50 | |
| WR | Julian Edelman | Dwarf Fluffer | 16.70 |
| WR | Mohamed Sanu | Somali Pirates | 10.70 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers | 3.20 | |
| TE | Ryan Izzo | 1.30 | |
| K | Stephen Gostkowski | Fresno Bandits | 15.00 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | Murderers Row | 6.00 |