2022 - Week 1
Los Angeles Chargers
| Players | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Position | Player | Team | Points |
| QB | Philip Rivers | College Park Headhunters | 28.25 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler | Dwarf Fluffer | 39.40 |
| RB | Justin Jackson | Coney Island Whitefish | 7.10 |
| RB | Derek Watt | 0.40 | |
| RB | Melvin Gordon | Murderers Row | 0.00 |
| WR | Keenan Allen | Lynch Valley Assassins | 26.30 |
| WR | Mike Williams | College Park Headhunters | 4.90 |
| WR | Travis Benjamin | 3.20 | |
| WR | Dontrelle Inman | 1.50 | |
| TE | Hunter Henry | South Park Cows | 10.00 |
| TE | Virgil Green | 1.40 | |
| K | Mike Badgley | Lynch Valley Assassins | 0.00 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Chargers | Roswell Raccoons | 2.00 |